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Don't feed the troll. Protect your horoscope from the TWO SIGN error!






ASTROLOGY ~ TWO SIGNS OF ERROR




One born with Sun in Virgo is being told he is “Scorpio”. Note that the error is two constellations, not two “signs” as they call them.
A woman was mistreated for a lifetime on account of her “Capricorn” ascendant, while Pisces rose at east at her birth. She was merry to learn that she has Pisces ascending at birth, not “cold Capricorn” as she was accused fior a lifetime by superstitious folk.


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HOROSCOPES


It has been a lifetime since you have been invited in reading the wrong horoscopes for a person that is not yourself at all. Stop reading the wrong horoscopes. Stop feeding the troll! Read this instead and be happy. Not that you need a horoscope in order to be happy, as we invite you to be happy and informed.


ALICE


Alice has been born with Hydra ascending, Moon in Cetus, Mercury in Sextans and Venus in Orion. Her Juno is in Scutum and Pluto in Serpens Cauda1. Her intelligence and horoscope defy both eastern and western charlatans, and here is where our story starts.


ZODIACAL CABAL


This planet is not large to store two zodiacs2, but it has unwillingly supported several pseudo-astrological models for more than 3000 years. No Indian astrologer knew how to calculate the ascendant. For them, the Earth did not move, there was no precession included in their calculi. Thus, celestial seasons were always the same.


EASTERN ASCENDANT


Delphinus rose at east when Delphi was founded. Lepus rose at east when the cowardly paragraph flew. There are 88 ascendants at east to deal with, in spite of lazy priests who approximated heavens, even entrapping human knowledge into a shameful fixed sky made of 12 signs that absurdly served as ascendants (sic). Sai Baba has an observatory next door. He was invited to check for his natal Sun which is in Libra on November 23rd.


A SHAMEFUL PAST


Until recent past, people's horoscopes have been swapped between eastern and western blunder, as it there were an eastern or western sky. Whoever suspected fraud probably had not the means to prove it or time for research. Nevertheless, research was over in 20 minutes, once the target was defined. It was clear that we never had a zodiac at all, as all our horoscopes were miscalculated for over 2000 years, including that Ptolemy, too.


PEOPLE'S CHOICE


People are sick and tired of being tossed towards eastern and back to western astrology. The zodiac is the same from Alaska to Australia, and from India to Florida3; we call it the Academic Zodiac, to be sure that the correct zodiac is used and not superstition. Superstition usually rules the masses as the social being is ruled by the psyche and thus demoniac influence. Nevertheless mirror neurons, man is not a social being or even empath, man is a magickal being completely aloof in one's essence, but few live to witness themselves as they really are.


BLUNDERS


The blunders of the past required sophisticated diversion in order to make man as stuid as an astrologer was. You have been told that in this horoscope you were this but in the other you were that. In order to make even more mess, you were supposed to accumulate as many horoscopes as there were on the market, in order to view yourself from different perspective. Thus you were horse, hairpin, Scorpio, Virgo, quartz, pig, ass, mule or gibbon, all at the same time. This facilitated extra fraud as it needed a specialist to tell you that you are none of these nonsenses.


HISTORICAL BLUNDERS


Herein are enlisted but some of our favorite blunders. The complete list would fill folio volumes.


One born with Sun in Virgo is being told he is “Scorpio”. Note that the error is two constellations, not two “signs” as they call it. Also note that they misspelled Scorpius for “Scorpio”. This little fact points to marketplace “experts” who knew a great deal of astronomy.
A woman was mistreated for a lifetime on account of her “Capricorn” ascendant. Pisces rose at east at birth. She was merry to learn that she has Pisces ascending at birth, not “cold Capricorn” as she was accused by superstitious folk. Much as pornography, dangerous pseudo-astrological programs circulate the web, or are even taken as authoritative and raised. We make no names since all are involved.
How did the TWO SIGN error happen? As soon as ephemerides were smuggled into marketplaces, a generation of “astrological experts” was born. In order to cheat on their customers they never needed a check on the real sky. This lasted for the known 2000 years and is still going on.
What you get from alas popular web sites, books and neatly packed ephemerides is not the real sky at all. You get fraud. You pay dear for it, since your life, profile and persona is distorted by wrong data input on daily basis. You read the wrong horoscopes!
Who writes “astrological” books? On checking, people who know how to amuse the public, non-astrologers who have sweet talk. Charismatic charlatans have immense follow up. We make no names since they are all names. Of Ptolemy was incapable of calculating the ascendant, then Nostradamus surely blundered as concern his own natal Sun position.
Who masters astrological lodges? Anyone can do it. We had people like Alan Leo who wanted Pluto in Aries. The impostor never knew that Pluto never entered Aries. His successors were even worse, one of them having Venus square Neptune in his own horoscope!
Pluto never enters Aries much as Eris never enters Taurus. Pluto sinks into Cetus and Eridanus in order to reach Taurus. Impostors could not possibly know the position of Pluto since they never knew the position of their own natal Sun in the first place.
Astronomers were no better as they perused a stalled model of the universe as based on a sky that does not precess. Albeit Hipparchus intervened, there was still no knowledge about ascendant precession in astrological quarters. The zodiac in use at the marketplace was a primitive tool consisting in 12 zodiacal stations that absurdly served as ascendant set, as if the sky never precessed at all.
It was of course not Hipparchus' fault that astrologers like Ptolemy, Newton or Nostradamus were incapable of determining the ascendant. It was the spirit of their time. An astrologer can still make great use of directions and predict without any knowledge of the ascendant or zodiac proper. Besides, people like Nostradamus used other methods that astrology for their predictions.
It is not that we are attacking Nostradamus who perhaps did nothing much wrong at all, it is that we want to help him. Another French astrologer was appointed to the Swedish court. He wrote a sincere note as concern the King of Sweden. This king had all planets in his 12th house, but was lively, healthy and enjoyed longevity. Of course the 12th house is the house of the rising Sun, the brightest, but false astrological systems had it all mangled and messed up!
Until recent one was tossed from house system to house system. There is one house system and it is the real sky, the very sky that we observe is logically divided by houses much as navigators use the cardinal points. Thus Cartesian house system works on spacecraft and alien galaxies, while previous systems cracked already at Oslo latitude.
Until recent one has to deal with orbs. There are no orbs. They have been trying to cover incompetence with large orbs. There is no such thing as the orb as the event happens exactly at the time the direction triggers. Orbs are an invention of the shameful past when pseudo-astrologers tred to make up for their errors by covering them with orbs, absurd aspects or a host of obsolete house systems.
One can live happily without any horoscope, but it is the duty if the spiritual warrior to be informed. Keep being informed on http://lulu.com/astrology
As concern your own horoscope, here is the basic data. Your ascendant rises in the east. It can be Monoceros, Orion, Serpens or any of the 16 ascendants for the current epoch. Earth has 22 zodiacal stations if we include the Moon in zodiacal measurements. This is called the Academic Zodiac. Refer to us,. We can mail you your favorite ephemerides directly from NASA JPL.
Change your future. it is boring to have a fixed future as even our florist knows the trick. anyone can make exact predictions in seconds. it s boring to live in a mechanical world when even your florist knows when you are married.
Our florist first learned the trick from us in twenty minutes and was able to predict in minutes any issue ever after, especially the year and month of marriage. She performs for her customers and for sheer fun, of course, while packing flowers, as the calculus needs no sophisticated tools at all. She predicts anybody's marriage in seconds while her hands are busy with arranging flowers. We would distrust that owl-looking pseudo-astrologer who can't even tell you your true Sun sign because he does not know his own.


Klaudio Zic


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NASA Sun ephemeris for Sun in Scorpius. The Sun spends a week in Scorpius. Get your own NASA ephemeris mailed from NASA, animated and explained in detail. Note that the Sun is in Libra on Nov 23rd. After Scorpius, Ophiuchus is next.


2008-Nov-23 00:00 Lib
2008-Nov-24 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-25 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-26 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-27 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-28 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-29 00:00 Sco
2008-Nov-30 00:00 Oph


The Sun actually travels two additional zodiacal stations, namely Cetus and Orion, while the planets span through a total of 22 zodiacal constellations as crowned with Moon in Auriga.






1Serpens Cauda is the ascendant of the U.S.A.. Alice has been born on Aug 4th 2004.
2In Planetocentric Astrology, we deal with several “local zodiacs” for Cruithne, Phobos or Mars.
3There are minimal differences as concern the meridian constellation. The meaning is that the basic local zodiac is the same. There is one house system, one horizon and one position of the Moon. This planet is not large enough to have two zodiacs. No planet is.

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